I stop. I look around my garden, which just six weeks ago was a 44×33 section of lawn. Odd dimensions, I admit. Rusty bought a tiller for my birthday and turned over the soil. Best birthday present ever! Since moving to the sticks, every gift-giving occasion, we get a new Swamp Yankee Thing. I got him a tow bar for his birthday. He got me the tiller, I got him a trailer for the lawn tractor so he can Indy 500 around with loads of wood and leaves and stuff. He bought himself a chainsaw. My chainsaw is wimpy. We split the Jeep trailer. Now we can forage wood. By “we” I mean “he,” but I can stack it up nice and run the wood stove. I’m learning my rustic skills. I’d like to be off the grid someday. Just a bit.
Rusty is better qualified for this. His first teen job was felling trees and taking care of horses. Mine was working at a real estate agency finding house listings and spell checking ads before Google and spell check were invented. Mostly, I learned to drink coffee and call WHCN to win concert tickets back when radio stations were local and had fans. I’m not sure that prepared me for getting off the grid.
Rusty made the mega-garden mostly to “keep (me) the hell out of the front yard.” He said I should not even think about planting a horseradish or spring onion border in his flower beds. I totally would. I don’t plant much I can’t eat. Veggies are beautiful. I’d line the sidewalks with rainbow chard and use mint as the groundcover near the road. You can’t eat portulaca. It’s not very useful. Weeds are beautiful, too. They have flowers. I’d get rid of the grass if possible. Plant the whole thing with food, with English-garden pathways. In my mind’s eye, the front yard is simply a canvas for food. In fact, many lawn weeds are edible if you just let them grow. Though the lawn’s stunning, I’m a bit sad each time Rusty outflanks weeds with chemicals, defeating the chickweed, dandelion greens, and plantain leaves that are just trying to say, “Hey, here I am, tomorrow’s salad. Celebrate me!”
“Thanks for growing, guys, but you have been sprayed with RoundUp. I think I might grow another hand if I eat you.” I think twice. The prospect of growing another hand is actually pretty attractive to me–I’m super busy. I could take multitasking to a new level, but since the Roundup label has too many big side-effect words, like a Viagra commercial, I give up contemplating eating weeds, and go back to my birthday garden, which has way too many veggies anyway.
I empathize with Rusty. I understand the strict warnings. Every time he turned his head in our former urban paradise, I planted something new; constructed a new raised bed. I didn’t do this to annoy him, I just saw places where vegetable plants should be. You might call that obsessive. I think it’s a metaphor for life. You see an opportunity for growth; you plant something. Plant enough seeds, and you’re guaranteed a decent harvest. He does this all the time in business and entrepreneurship, but when I do it by planting, say, seven hundred beet seeds and carrots in cracks in the sidewalk, it’s somehow not as cool.
My friend called my garden “big ass and ugly.” He’s forgiven. It’s either jealousy or he’s glad he doesn’t have to put up with my carrots in the sidewalk. Indeed I am going overboard. I will to eat from this garden from now to late fall. It’s already begun. Eight days of kale and spinach. Priceless.
Lovely! I turned our front yard into a perennial garden and our lawn in the back is slowly being given over to vegetables, herbs and fruit trees. You can’t walk through our yard without snacking! My gardening notes are similar: kill those Japanese beetles on sight, don’t weed until the crab grass looks like crab grass and plants are no longer seedlings. I should have this mastered by the time I’m too old to manage it. Enjoy the vegetables of your labor!
I can’t kill the bugs–that’s my only problem. I can just flick them, but can’t hear them crunch…
I’m bug squeamish, but the Japanese beetles eat over 200 species of plants. They’ve been horrible and they’re gross little constant maters. Basically you have to tap them off leaves into a bucket of soapy water and they drown. Nature is cruel and apparently I can be as well, when my yard gets defoliated.
BUWAAHAHHHAAA!!! “My friend called my garden big assed and ugly!” <— could be my garden. Some people like big-assed n ugly, FWIW.
I love your blog. You *might* consider turning "some" of that lawn into a food garden for *birds* who are really an important part of your veggie garden eco-system. If your hubby can't stand the thought of more vegetables, he might be able to stand the thought of a small grove of trees with understory shrubs where birds can feed and nest. And since those kinds of plants flower and make berries, *nobody* could accuse it of being BAAU. Gee, I think you may have coined a new gardening term… Cheers!