“Back to School” Gives Teachers’ Friends Peace

“Back to School” Gives Teachers’ Friends Peace

“Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear.”  That’s what teachers think on the first drive back to school. My friends cheer.  They call the end of summer something else–the close of “Pain in the Ass Season.”  They call it...
How to Screw Up Your Book Release

How to Screw Up Your Book Release

I pushed the button on the Kindle file.  I was supposed to be waiting until Tuesday.  “Please be aware that it can take up to 12 hours for English and 48 hours for other languages to be available in the Amazon Kindle Store…” the popup said....
Fairy Tales are Parent Lies

Fairy Tales are Parent Lies

“Teach me about Slenderman.” Slenderman is Declan’s new “thing.” For a while, it was Jacob Marley, then dinosaurs, then video games. Declan loves Minecraft. Minecraft lies somewhere between Legos and little kid...