Scientific Proof Jesus is (not) a Zombie

Scientific Proof Jesus is (not) a Zombie

I told Declan the story of the Passover and Easter.  Again.  I do this every year.  This year I tried a little bit harder.   Declan usually demands candy when I say “Easter.” This year he upped his game. “Mom was Jesus a zombie?”...
Fairy Tales are Parent Lies

Fairy Tales are Parent Lies

“Teach me about Slenderman.” Slenderman is Declan’s new “thing.” For a while, it was Jacob Marley, then dinosaurs, then video games. Declan loves Minecraft. Minecraft lies somewhere between Legos and little kid...