What Teachers Really Do During Lunch

What Teachers Really Do During Lunch

I have to go to the bathroom.  I wish the bell would ring. It finally does. I really don’t have to go, but I know I’d better try because I’ve only got one shot to go during the day…my mother always made me try “just in case.” That...
Death of a Copier: Turning Teachers into Cannibals

Death of a Copier: Turning Teachers into Cannibals

You can do a lot of things wrong in public education, but never do this: Never tell a single person you can fix things. That’s the kiss of death.  If people find out, quit today.  Get a Witness Protection job in fast food.  Otherwise, everyone will hound...
Never Waste a Good Sick Day Being Sick

Never Waste a Good Sick Day Being Sick

Fall is here. It’s beautiful in New England–the trees are starting to look like they grew out of a Norman Rockwell painting.  We used to watch this guy on Public Television back in the days when there were only three channels.  He’d paint...
Why I Need to Be in Oprah’s Book Club

Why I Need to Be in Oprah’s Book Club

My book, Don’t Sniff the Glue: A Teacher’s Misadventures in Education Reform is live on Amazon.  I priced the Kindle so even a teacher without classroom supplies could afford to read it for less than a cup of (brand named) coffee.  The paperback’s...