Mysteries of the Universe

“Why do fancy ladies hate farms?” Declan asked. He woke up with this earth-shattering question on his mind. “I don’t know,” I said. “Seriously, Mom. Maybe they hate farms because they dress so nice and farms are dirty?” He...
Never Make a Video of Your Butt

Never Make a Video of Your Butt

“Never, ever make a video of your butt.” This is the first rule of digital citizenship. “Why?” Declan asks. We’ve been home for some snow days. He’s using this time to make painfully long videos.  He wants to be a YouTuber. He tells...
Punishing Kids without Punishing Yourself

Punishing Kids without Punishing Yourself

“Are your shoes on?” “Yes,” he says. He hides his feet. “Are you telling me the truth?” I know the answer. I’m just trying to let him save face. Or maybe his life. “Yes.” “Show me your feet.” No shoes....