‘Twas the Month Before E-Christmas

‘Twas the Month Before E-Christmas

Twas the month before Christmas and all through the house The tree decorated, no fight from the spouse. Each year we argue with all of our might About bangles and ornaments–those god-blasted lights. “The red bows are cluttered,  they can’t all go...

Skip the Cards and Bards on Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day’s insane. The American Consumer Greed Association adopted it as the official holiday to support Hallmark writers through the doldrums between Christmas and Easter, and that season where it’s just a tad early to start stocking for...