by Dawn | Feb 17, 2014 | politics, satire
Happy President’s Day. It’s one of those holidays I don’t complain about because I’m sitting here drinking coffee knowing in a half hour I’ll still drinking coffee instead of going to work. I love work, mind you–teaching obscure...
by Dawn | Jul 10, 2013 | Rhode Island
I couldn’t resist answering this Rhode Island question on Quora. I tried to resist, but failed…Stewie made me do it. Being a foreigner from Connecticut, a state I can no longer afford, I feel dual allegiance. I was born and bred in Bridgeport, also known...
by Dawn | Jun 9, 2013 | education reform
Look at these eggs. I doubled back, putting the five dollars in the envelope in the cooler that said “Fresh Eggs.” I took the last two dozen. Quite a bargain, I think. The cooler had done its job. It could rest quietly in front of its farm. I pass this...
by Dawn | Nov 6, 2012 | politics, satire, Teaching
I’d like to thank the President for getting up so early and sending the 4AM and 5AM emails reminding me to vote. It shows me how hard he’s working today. Okay, I’m not naive. I know they come from some dashboard that autosends them, and that...