This is my original blog. I haven’t updated for years. I keep it as a reminder of the journey. 

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Why I Will Turn Myself into a Human Pretzel

I'm going on a yoga retreat. First off I don't "do yoga."  At first, I declined--this isn't just yoga, it's a weekend of yoga--a weekend of quietly turning my energies inward, getting rid of the clutter in my brain, and getting in touch with myself. Or at least...

Four Seasons of Frugal: Why I’m Grateful to the Great Recession

It all began with blips on the financial radar in 2006. I was pregnant with Declan--the hero of some of these stories. The universe was about to come crashing down. I felt it. I wasn't sure what was about to happen only that something was wrong in the universe. Our...

Simplicity: The Intersection of Frugal and Cheap

I found my canvas bags.  In my move, I'd lost them and I'd been forced to use plastic. I'd  committed a great many enviro-crimes in moving from House A to House B, the least of which was forgetting my bags. I confessed this to my green friend.  I expected to hear "You...

Mom, Why is There No Scrooge II?

In fourth grade, I won a spelling bee. Or something similar. I got a prize.  Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol. I was an avid reader, the kind of kid who didn't mind getting sent to my room because there were books there. I took my prize upstairs and started reading....

Where’s My Snow? How to enjoy holiday blessings without it.

This is something I can now ascertain with metaphysical certitude. There will be no snow. It was fifty degrees when I closed up shop for Christmas vacation, walking out of the school in a flurry of high-fives after what seemed to be the longest semester of my life. I...

Glitter, Garbage and Gratitude

Yesterday I made a strategic error in lesson planning.  I wanted some old-school fun that disguised learning. Some "edutainment."  I needed the quickest of projects that showed mastery of the Bill of Rights, synthesized some research, and didn't look like it sucked....

Tardiness, Cluelessness, and Lack of Balance

I was going to a conference on a topic that I suspected was not going to be exciting. My boss suggested I go, and since he's right about many things, I decided to listen. I was not really excited about the topic, but I figured I'd survive till 2PM with enough fully...

Putting up the #$%$^ Tree. A Holiday Tradition of Love

Each year, we put up the Christmas tree. Each year, we have the tree fight. It has been this way since the dawn of mankind.  When I was little, we'd tag the tree and later in the season, we'd cut the tree down. Some years our tree would be there, others it would...