Turning A Kid’s Pet Chicken into KFC

Turning A Kid’s Pet Chicken into KFC

All is quiet. It’s 4:30AM.   The boy is asleep.  I write.  I drink coffee.  It’s my favorite time of day, the time when silence fills the soul with enough peace to survive the next twenty-four hours. At precisely 6:10AM, the hen begins to crow.  The boy...
Dangerous Jobs Help Kids Succeed

Dangerous Jobs Help Kids Succeed

“Hey Mom,” says Declan, “Grab a pair of scissors because we’re going for a run!” He takes the scissors, stares at me, and starts to jog.  He’s eight. He’s good at finding my chain and yanking it.  Repeatedly. I say no....
Never Make a Video of Your Butt

Never Make a Video of Your Butt

“Never, ever make a video of your butt.” This is the first rule of digital citizenship. “Why?” Declan asks. We’ve been home for some snow days. He’s using this time to make painfully long videos.  He wants to be a YouTuber. He tells...
Punishing Kids without Punishing Yourself

Punishing Kids without Punishing Yourself

“Are your shoes on?” “Yes,” he says. He hides his feet. “Are you telling me the truth?” I know the answer. I’m just trying to let him save face. Or maybe his life. “Yes.” “Show me your feet.” No shoes....
Getting Rich by Age 7

Getting Rich by Age 7

“You know what today is?” I asked the boy. I was sitting at the computer. Declan looked over my shoulder. “What?” he asked. “Payday. That’s the day I give away all my money and pay the bills.” “Don’t give away your...