Buy Donuts: Kids Hate Flaxseed Muffins

As it happens, I was too lazy to make flaxseed muffins. Our advisory has breakfast on Fridays. We take turns bringing in “food,” a.k.a donuts. I make jokes that there’s no police academy nearby, eat healthy food. I promise vats of scotch-oats or...
“Just Sit.”  Why Moms Can’t Meditate

“Just Sit.” Why Moms Can’t Meditate

The doctor grounded me. “Relax.  Meditate,” he said.  “Or go walking.” I miss running.  I’ve been trying to meditate instead, but it’s not the same. I’m not good at sitting still.  Maybe it’s ADHD or my bad-athlete...

Not Dead Yet

I love Monty Python line “Not dead yet,” That’s my favorite line. I feel that way when summer comes and it’s time to make my doctors appointments. I always forget who I’ve seen, when, and who is due to come up in the batting order. This...

Writing While Half-Baked

I marched to the garden. In actuality, I wanted to run but Rusty said, “That’s just stupid.” I knew it was. I didn’t say, “Because it’s the intelligent thing to do, I want to go for a run.” I just wanted to run. I like to run....